04-18-2007, 07:49 AM
I think it was DM who said (in the days before Political Correctness)
"Chinese people can't drive worth shit, I can't believe you're stupid enough to give us licenses."
That line always makes me smile when I see the the 110-year old Asian lady going 35mph in the fast lane of the freeway.
As for the gas thing, always make sure you fill up at a station with lots of SUV's. Whistle and grin as you top off. Say something like 'whoa - almost ten gallons this month, guess I better ease up on those trips to Reno!'.
It's a hoot.
"Chinese people can't drive worth shit, I can't believe you're stupid enough to give us licenses."
That line always makes me smile when I see the the 110-year old Asian lady going 35mph in the fast lane of the freeway.
As for the gas thing, always make sure you fill up at a station with lots of SUV's. Whistle and grin as you top off. Say something like 'whoa - almost ten gallons this month, guess I better ease up on those trips to Reno!'.
It's a hoot.
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