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[Drunk Monk]

Isn't 'Menacing a youngster' pretty much on brand for you?

So tempting to bring up talking dirty to minors, but was admonished for that elsewhere (and rightly so...thank you sir, may I have another?)

BTW, a 16 year old gal probably knows more swear words than you do. Remember, I lived with one for a year.

We've seen coyotes on our street before. It's striking because, well, some of you have seen my street. It's a few blocks to open fields. I imagine they come down Ariana Grande. Nevertheless, it's always unsettling. 

I'll be more amused when I see a roadrunner.