12-26-2020, 10:33 AM
Astrid Turner was one of Santa's elves that was upstaged by that nerdy elf who wanted to be a dentist. In spite, she left the order of elves and ran off with the dentally-improved yeti, only to find that yeti's make poor spouses, so she hooked up with a squatch named Turner and they both live in a trailer park in Nebraska, recycling budweiser cans for cig money.
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