Mercury in Retrograde

[Drunk Monk]

I miss going to the library.

I was just getting back into the public library. I used to work at Svale Pub in their media center. We had just got CDs in and I oversaw the 3 rental computers and the VHS collection. It was a very mellow job. Except for when we were bored and hacked into the Svale Police system and then couldn't figure out how to get out. This was the 80s before firewalls.

I called Svale pub. The nice gentleman who answered refered me to the Homebound service. I called that. Their message says that delivery is suspended indefinitely (hasn't been updated since March). I left a message. I should just call my mom and get her Library card number then I could do it online. But as merc goes, this is a classic and not overly detrimental.

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Merc is the smallest planet and closest to the sun so it goes in and out of retro a lot, a few times every year (3X for 2020) for a month plus. Some of the other planets are in retro for many months but only once a year. 
Planetary retros for 2020:
Venus = 5/13-6/25
Mars = 9/9-11/14
Jupiter = 5/14-9/13
Saturn = 5/11-9/29
UrANUS = 1/11-8/15
Neptune = 1/23-11/29
Pluto = 4/25-10/4

I've been toying with becoming an astrologer. I've written Kung Fu Horoscopes for a decade. Sure, sure, it was translated from a real Feng Shui master, but I think I get it well enough to prognosticate. That master gave effed up predictions and G2 translated them horribly so I did most of the heavy lifting (made stuff up). I thought that might make a good side hustle as part of a Feng Shui biz. I got so many dumb Feng Shui stories... I'm sure I've related a few here already.