09-18-2020, 05:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-18-2020, 05:56 PM by Drunk Monk.)
I've mentioned my neighbors - a father and son - who've lived on our lot for years. The ex/mom has been by a lot during the shelter in place to build a lovely garden in the back of the lot (where we seldom go) while the third granny unit was changing occupants. She just had a small episode.
I was in the backyard, watching Yuki play with the new neighbor's dogs, Joey & Notchy, and trimming my nails, trying not to think about the passing of RBG. She stopped by as she often does, hoping to see the father or son, but they weren't in so then asked me if she could just sit and talk about the experience she had today.
She's a major conspiracy theorist, particularly against 5g, which she feels is related to covid. We talked about this before, but to be honest, I don't have the time or the sympathy right now. Today she was in a bad way, shaking, flushed, paranoid. She said drones have been following here and spy planes have flown so low over her home that they've blown off her hat. She said she was being followed by dragonfly drones and that they were giving her joint pain and dry mouth. She had just met a stranger on the street that confirmed her experience when they experienced the same symptoms. She kept saying 'I'm not crazy' (never a convincing thing to say) and telling me not to call the hospital. A dragonfly flew into the yard and she freaked out.
Meanwhile, Joey took a huge dump in our fenced off area of the yard right in front of me. He makes a point of pissing and pooping right in Yuki's tiny little section. I had just picked up some Joey poop from there less than an hour ago. He's a sweet old dog, but he's constantly stealing Yuki's toys and pooping and pissing in Yuki's area, which is probably less than 3% of the property he can access.
The woman freaked out and left. I'll touch base with my neighbors if I see them.
Freakin Cruz. Tweakers gonna tweak.
I just want to relax a bit and enjoy a Friday again. Is that so much to ask?
I was in the backyard, watching Yuki play with the new neighbor's dogs, Joey & Notchy, and trimming my nails, trying not to think about the passing of RBG. She stopped by as she often does, hoping to see the father or son, but they weren't in so then asked me if she could just sit and talk about the experience she had today.
She's a major conspiracy theorist, particularly against 5g, which she feels is related to covid. We talked about this before, but to be honest, I don't have the time or the sympathy right now. Today she was in a bad way, shaking, flushed, paranoid. She said drones have been following here and spy planes have flown so low over her home that they've blown off her hat. She said she was being followed by dragonfly drones and that they were giving her joint pain and dry mouth. She had just met a stranger on the street that confirmed her experience when they experienced the same symptoms. She kept saying 'I'm not crazy' (never a convincing thing to say) and telling me not to call the hospital. A dragonfly flew into the yard and she freaked out.
Meanwhile, Joey took a huge dump in our fenced off area of the yard right in front of me. He makes a point of pissing and pooping right in Yuki's tiny little section. I had just picked up some Joey poop from there less than an hour ago. He's a sweet old dog, but he's constantly stealing Yuki's toys and pooping and pissing in Yuki's area, which is probably less than 3% of the property he can access.
The woman freaked out and left. I'll touch base with my neighbors if I see them.
Freakin Cruz. Tweakers gonna tweak.
I just want to relax a bit and enjoy a Friday again. Is that so much to ask?
Shadow boxing the apocalypse

