08-09-2020, 08:26 PM
Wonder Woman (2011)
This was an abandoned pilot that never aired. It's about an hour and headed to NBC, but it never made it and rightly so. Adrianne Palicki is in the titular role and she's bad. She's bad in that she fails to carry the role, as bad as Cathy Lee Crosby (which I hardly remember), and she's bad in that she's a vigilante working outside the law who relishes beating up burly villain dudes. She's the CEO of Themyscira Industries, which funds her jet plane, etc., through sales of her action figures. There's a notable scene where she complains about the newest action figure because her tits are too big. For the rest of the episode, it's hard to not notice Palicki's voluptuousness. Palicki's Di is much more aware of her sexuality, telling a cop to let her in to see a guarded prisoner because of her outfit, which she shimmies in voluptuously, then she tortures the prisoner with her lasso so bad that his screams can be heard in the hallway. There are some amusing ideas like Diana Prince joining facebook, but not nearly enough to save the rest of the flop, even with the villainess being Elizabeth Hurley, as well as Cary Elwes and Pedro Pascal as supporting cast.
The amusing thing is the leaked version my ninjas brought me had an early cut before the wires were deleted in the fight scenes. No sword fights though. Not DOOM recommended.
This was an abandoned pilot that never aired. It's about an hour and headed to NBC, but it never made it and rightly so. Adrianne Palicki is in the titular role and she's bad. She's bad in that she fails to carry the role, as bad as Cathy Lee Crosby (which I hardly remember), and she's bad in that she's a vigilante working outside the law who relishes beating up burly villain dudes. She's the CEO of Themyscira Industries, which funds her jet plane, etc., through sales of her action figures. There's a notable scene where she complains about the newest action figure because her tits are too big. For the rest of the episode, it's hard to not notice Palicki's voluptuousness. Palicki's Di is much more aware of her sexuality, telling a cop to let her in to see a guarded prisoner because of her outfit, which she shimmies in voluptuously, then she tortures the prisoner with her lasso so bad that his screams can be heard in the hallway. There are some amusing ideas like Diana Prince joining facebook, but not nearly enough to save the rest of the flop, even with the villainess being Elizabeth Hurley, as well as Cary Elwes and Pedro Pascal as supporting cast.
The amusing thing is the leaked version my ninjas brought me had an early cut before the wires were deleted in the fight scenes. No sword fights though. Not DOOM recommended.
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