07-02-2020, 12:08 PM
Did you ever drink rum?
After blowing a blood vessel in my eye from dry heaves after a NYE party, I went to the Bahamas to relearn how to drink rum.
Stab someone with a sword?
srsly?
Annoy a parrot?
Well, no. I don't like birds. This is where I fail at piratsu...
Go swimming?
I don't care for swimming but I have swam. Does that rate?
After blowing a blood vessel in my eye from dry heaves after a NYE party, I went to the Bahamas to relearn how to drink rum.
Stab someone with a sword?
srsly?
Annoy a parrot?
Well, no. I don't like birds. This is where I fail at piratsu...
Go swimming?
I don't care for swimming but I have swam. Does that rate?
Shadow boxing the apocalypse

