I'm more broken than you

[Drunk Monk]

You're like the third person I've heard who lost a crown since the SIP, cf. So sorry to hear that. I'm told that it can be reattached temporarily with super glue (totally serious here - super glue was originally designed as a 'liquid stitch' for the military). There are also temporary tooth replacement kits available at most drugs stores. If it's a tooth, you should store it in milk, but if it's just a crown, it doesn't matter. I've had to deal with people chipped teeth a few times due to the martial arts and my event med work so I do speak with a tad of experience here. 

Feckin aliens. A crown bug is worse than the hexagonal genital scar.

And thanks for stealing my 'more broken than you' thunder here. ftw? I'll add that when you cut your thumb, the thumb unlock for your iPhone no longer functions.