No time to die

[Drunk Monk]

Scrotum hiding was in You only Live Twice courtesy of Tiger Tanaka. That always stayed with me.

obviously given your iron crotch obsession... for me, that installment was all about yellow face and ninjas.  i award extra points for bond flicks with sword fights.  

I don't remember the boar scene at all in the book. I do remember them giving him a tattoo or mark on the back of his hand to show that he was a spy. It was eventually removed.

cf's recollection feels right to me but i don't remember a nail in the boar.  boars have tusks so they don't need nails.  

I didn't know there was anything before the Casino Royale spoof.

It's terrible.  Very early, made for American TV.  Bond is the American and Leiter is the Brit.  It's as hard to find as the Star Wars Xmas Special because the Broccolis quashed it hard.  I saw it shown at some con many years ago, like my High School years.  I remember it was one of my first cons.  I don't even remember where it was.  San Jose maybe?  That was also a con where some one had working guns from Logan's Run that shot flame like a mini-blowtorch.  That really impressed me.