11-14-2005, 04:53 PM
And kudos to the DM (Drunk Monk, not Dungon Master. Oh hay...) for "Shaolin Dolemite". Probably the most bizarre mashup of old Kung Fu film with occasional cuts of Rudy Ray Moore saying "Sheeeit" and "Get Down, Mothafucka".
Who knew Davy Crocket was a master wushu swordsman?
Who knew that the sight of a ninja's breasts will stun a Shaolin monk?
Who knew that to stop silver or gold zombie indian warriors is to put out their eyes with prayer beads?
Between "Cutey Honey" and "Shaolin Dolemite" we were mentally devastated by 1AM. Even "The Man Show" couldn't return us to reality.
Who knew Davy Crocket was a master wushu swordsman?
Who knew that the sight of a ninja's breasts will stun a Shaolin monk?
Who knew that to stop silver or gold zombie indian warriors is to put out their eyes with prayer beads?
Between "Cutey Honey" and "Shaolin Dolemite" we were mentally devastated by 1AM. Even "The Man Show" couldn't return us to reality.