12-26-2019, 10:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-26-2019, 10:33 PM by Drunk Monk.)
right? i do luv sox.
but i gave my tara's friend some sox and she luved them. and my mom gave tara a bag of odd clothes and she took the sox. there were three pairs and she thought they were all cool. millennials have cooler sox then we ever did. well, we have them now too.
but back to tc weirdness. today our it guy (totally millennial slacker) started screaming fuck and running about the office wildly. i thought it was a rat or a skunk. we had a skunk family living under our building, really close to the front door, so the lobby was all skunked for a month or so until we got rid of them. i was minding my own business - literally working - when the culprit entered my space. it was a tiny sparrow. the whole office was freaking out, running around like scared mice, closing office doors, as if it was a rabid bat. they closed my office door effectively trapping the sparrow in my office. needless to say, i put an end to that nonsense. i got out my trusty bodhidharma cane and gently guided it out. i swear, my workmates are a bunch of simpering wimps. the it dude came out with a stick, as if there was anything he could do with one, and basically cowered on the other side of the room whilst i got it done. the rest of the office, all the chinese women, were freaking out behind him. such fraidy cats. i couldn't believe it. now i know when the ninjas really attack, i'll be the only defender of tc. typical.
but i gave my tara's friend some sox and she luved them. and my mom gave tara a bag of odd clothes and she took the sox. there were three pairs and she thought they were all cool. millennials have cooler sox then we ever did. well, we have them now too.
but back to tc weirdness. today our it guy (totally millennial slacker) started screaming fuck and running about the office wildly. i thought it was a rat or a skunk. we had a skunk family living under our building, really close to the front door, so the lobby was all skunked for a month or so until we got rid of them. i was minding my own business - literally working - when the culprit entered my space. it was a tiny sparrow. the whole office was freaking out, running around like scared mice, closing office doors, as if it was a rabid bat. they closed my office door effectively trapping the sparrow in my office. needless to say, i put an end to that nonsense. i got out my trusty bodhidharma cane and gently guided it out. i swear, my workmates are a bunch of simpering wimps. the it dude came out with a stick, as if there was anything he could do with one, and basically cowered on the other side of the room whilst i got it done. the rest of the office, all the chinese women, were freaking out behind him. such fraidy cats. i couldn't believe it. now i know when the ninjas really attack, i'll be the only defender of tc. typical.
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