My job sucks more than yours

[Drunk Monk]

tc's xmas gift bag this year had a mario bros pez dispenser (wth?) and xmas sox.  xmas sox?  what good are those after xmas?  i have some xmas sox from the last time tc gave us xmas sox.  i had taken to wearing them in the off season, and forgot i had them until just now, when i got this new pair.  they fell to the bottom of my sox drawer.  now i have two pairs of xmas sox.  what am i supposed to do with these damn xmas sox?  i'll wear them in the off season again, hoping they will wear out soon, and that i remember to wear them when xmas actually comes next year.  

my kid also gave me some got sox.  those i will wear proudly.