I'm more broken than you

[Drunk Monk]

I hear it's going around.  I'm still dealing with coughing fits.  I'm treating myself to some demulcent otc syrup.  It has tussin, which sometimes triggers my gag reflex and makes me vomit spontaneously.  Man, life was better when I could do all the drugs.  

Stacy says she's nearly there.  She got on it early and nipped it.  I was lax because the allergy attack concealed the true nature of my malady.  

I still hold some suspicions about the xenomorph...