12-04-2019, 11:27 PM
ChapmanLeaCock
A name that tells a lurid story. There was once a girl named Lea who stole one of Johnny Appleseed's apples little realizing there was a reason he had surrounded the tree with razorwire. He'd treated the tree with hormones, and as a result of eating the apple, Lea grew a new little friend betwix the legs.
But the story has a happy ending, because so small was this new little friend that it inspired Lea to invent teaser trailers, for which she has made millions of dollars.
the fucking end.
A name that tells a lurid story. There was once a girl named Lea who stole one of Johnny Appleseed's apples little realizing there was a reason he had surrounded the tree with razorwire. He'd treated the tree with hormones, and as a result of eating the apple, Lea grew a new little friend betwix the legs.
But the story has a happy ending, because so small was this new little friend that it inspired Lea to invent teaser trailers, for which she has made millions of dollars.
the fucking end.