08-17-2019, 03:14 PM
Not to derail this Kaiser chat, I think I'm allergic to naked ladies.
I've had some major allergy attacks lately, like I haven't had in years. I had one at Pride & Prejudice (http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...4#pid33874) and another at the Cabrillo Music Fest (http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...5#pid34005). Part of the problem is my qigong practice is off. I used to do it every working day, soon after I got to work. I'd deal with the immediate tasks, then take a 15 min qigong break in our 'green room'. Well, that's gone (http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...p?tid=4847) - now it's just condiment machine storage. So I don't have a private place to practice anymore.
But these allergy attacks have been all in the Cruz, which for the last half dozen years has been an ocean air sanctuary. What changed? As far as I can tell, it's the abundance of naked ladies. Feckin naked ladies everywhere. All over the Cruz. Everywhere I look. Naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies. There's naked ladies lounging in their bed in our front yard. Feckin get a gawddamned room, naked ladies. I'm tired of all your sex in the air, waving your indecent pistils for all to see and breath. I mean, I appreciate naked ladies. They're beautiful, so stripped bare with their seductive inviting petals, but no one wants to stigmas, styles and ovaries waving in their faces all the time. I can't wait until they all just die.
Being surrounded by naked ladies is a curse.
I've had some major allergy attacks lately, like I haven't had in years. I had one at Pride & Prejudice (http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...4#pid33874) and another at the Cabrillo Music Fest (http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...5#pid34005). Part of the problem is my qigong practice is off. I used to do it every working day, soon after I got to work. I'd deal with the immediate tasks, then take a 15 min qigong break in our 'green room'. Well, that's gone (http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...p?tid=4847) - now it's just condiment machine storage. So I don't have a private place to practice anymore.
But these allergy attacks have been all in the Cruz, which for the last half dozen years has been an ocean air sanctuary. What changed? As far as I can tell, it's the abundance of naked ladies. Feckin naked ladies everywhere. All over the Cruz. Everywhere I look. Naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies. There's naked ladies lounging in their bed in our front yard. Feckin get a gawddamned room, naked ladies. I'm tired of all your sex in the air, waving your indecent pistils for all to see and breath. I mean, I appreciate naked ladies. They're beautiful, so stripped bare with their seductive inviting petals, but no one wants to stigmas, styles and ovaries waving in their faces all the time. I can't wait until they all just die.
Being surrounded by naked ladies is a curse.
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