07-04-2019, 10:11 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-04-2019, 10:48 PM by Drunk Monk.)
Not to nitpick, but neither spiders nor earwigs are insects. I don’t think nits are either.
I’m trying to imagine what powers earwig-man might have. I’m thinking it would be something like sneaking earwigs into Yeti malts. Ok, that was mean and prolly triggered poor Ivor into PTSD shakes, especially in his weakened thumb condition. But he’s on vacay and I’m working staight thru the next 8 days, so it vents my jealousy.
My bite is fading. Now you really have to look to see it. There’s a tic tac size lump now that’s sore if I poke at it. No new superpowers and all my old superpowers are fading. Soon I’ll be a mere mortal and that seems boring.
I’m trying to imagine what powers earwig-man might have. I’m thinking it would be something like sneaking earwigs into Yeti malts. Ok, that was mean and prolly triggered poor Ivor into PTSD shakes, especially in his weakened thumb condition. But he’s on vacay and I’m working staight thru the next 8 days, so it vents my jealousy.
My bite is fading. Now you really have to look to see it. There’s a tic tac size lump now that’s sore if I poke at it. No new superpowers and all my old superpowers are fading. Soon I’ll be a mere mortal and that seems boring.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse