DOOM on my desk

[Drunk Monk]

Dang - almost forgot the Fast Strike LB gave me.  It's this odd short whip, an odd aerated plastic handle with a belt clip and rubber-coated bit of stiff cable less than a foot long with a small metal tip.  LB keeps trying to convince me it's some sort or self defense weapon but I think it's just another one of his kinky sex toys.  Nevertheless, I keep it within arm's reach at my desk along with an assortment of keibos, swords, sharps, a collapsible chuck and a wicked iron knuckle thing.  Cuz you never know.  You never know.