Star Trek!

[Drunk Monk]

From Trouble with tribbles:

When are you going to get off that milk diet, lad? - Scotty
This is Vodka! - Chekov
Where I come from, that’s soda pop. Now this is a drink for a man. - Scotty
Scotch!? - Chekov
Aye - Scotty
Was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad! - Chekov

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At the end of a long day of going boldly into the unknown, the crew of the legendary Starship Enterprise-D often relaxed in the ship’s beautifulTen-Forward Lounge.
It was there, in what many considered to be the true heart of the ship, that off-duty crew members often gathered to socialize, to share a meal, or to enjoy an after-hours drink. Ten-Forward also saw diplomatic receptions, concerts, and even some epic three-dimensional chess battles. Situated on Deck Ten on the forward edge of the ship’s primary hull, the crew’s favorite gathering place featured large windows offering a spectacular view of the infinite cosmos beyond.
Although most Enterprise crew members were career Starfleet officers, Ten-Forward’s bartender was a civilian named Guinan, a long-time friend of Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Guinan, an El-Aurian, was famed for her almost-mystical ability to understand anyone’s feelings from even the most casual conversation, making her ideally suited to select the perfect beverage for each person on nearly every occasion. Guinan was able to choose from Ten-Forward’s interstellar array of selections from around the galaxy, ranging from synthehol to such exotic offerings as a Zartak aperitif, a Samarian Sunrise, and even prune juice, which security chief Worf solemnly proclaimed to be a “warrior’s drink.” And, of course, Ten-Forward also provided a classic selection of some of Earth’s finest spirits.
Celebrating the bold spirit of exploration embodied by the Enterprise and its crew, Ten-Forward Vodkais made from choice American Grain, carefully distilled 6 times, and delivered via terrestrial and interstellar transport for the enjoyment of discerning adventurers on planet Earth, aboard the Starship Enterprise-D, and across the galaxy.
Go boldly, drink responsibly.

TNG?  srsly?  This should reference Chekov.  These liquor makers have no idea WTH they are doing.  Maybe they're from the Mirror Universe.