03-02-2018, 10:58 AM
I'm in an Irish Pub with an Irish gentleman (not a Lynch). We just got served guinnesses and his is pee yellow. My pint glass is half full. We both complain. But as mine cascades, it expands, and slowly fills. Fade to me being in line for a premiere Star Wars film with ...ED! ED somehow managed to get his ticket ahead of time. I go to the box office and they sell me a last minute ticket. ED's ticket is for 7:10, mine is for 7:55. We're a bit bummed but then start thinking we can probably Jedi our way in so that we can sit together. ED rushes in to save me a seat. I leave the mall where the premiere is, and on the way out, I see a piece of paper saying something about a patient in Rock Med. I figure it's leftover from some previous show. The line for the movie goes through a dirt lot, much like a festival, and I see some old signage for JAH Med stuck to a pylon. I think 'this would be great to instagram' and whip out my iPhone but it's showing me icons in Spanish and seems locked on instagram stories vids. I try to clear it as the line moves, to take the photo before I go in. I wake up around 4, but only bother to post in the 4:20 thread so I can hustle back to sleep for another hour, making a mental note to remember this and post it here.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse