11-16-2017, 10:27 AM
DM is so busy with all his activities that he has to offload one of his assignments onto me. I'm to interview Marlon Brando. That's right. Marlon Brando. I'm rattled by the very idea. I mean, he hates the press. He hates everyone anymore. Why Marlon Brando?
Well, with DM on his superhero kick of late, all I can surmise is that there's a new Superman flick coming out, and Brando is reprising his role as Superman's dad. But where's the martial arts angle? I mean, Brando is big. Bigger than big. Did he just happen to fall over on set and they got footage of it and somehow worked it into an action scene?
I. Don't. Know!
And how will I understand him. My hearing isn't that good, and this will be a mumblefest. Who knows how many marbles he'll have in his mouth this time.
I'm all angsty explaining all this to my friends in Tai Chi class, who keep telling me, But it's Marlon Brando. This is a great honor to interview him.
After I finally wake up, I cautiously pull back the sheets and check for horse heads.
Well, with DM on his superhero kick of late, all I can surmise is that there's a new Superman flick coming out, and Brando is reprising his role as Superman's dad. But where's the martial arts angle? I mean, Brando is big. Bigger than big. Did he just happen to fall over on set and they got footage of it and somehow worked it into an action scene?
I. Don't. Know!
And how will I understand him. My hearing isn't that good, and this will be a mumblefest. Who knows how many marbles he'll have in his mouth this time.
I'm all angsty explaining all this to my friends in Tai Chi class, who keep telling me, But it's Marlon Brando. This is a great honor to interview him.
After I finally wake up, I cautiously pull back the sheets and check for horse heads.