EL REY

[Drunk Monk]

You know, that's funny.  There was a lot of standing around while shooting, 'acting' like we were interested.  I was pretty self-conscious about that.  I mean, despite it being a 'reality show', we knew what was going to happen.  We weren't surprised by Danny's announcements in the War Room.  So I had to 'act'.  And at some point, I defaulted to my Kung Fu villain persona because I thought that's what they wanted.  You know what Kung Fu villains do?  They stroke their beards and they go 'ha ha ha' in that forced evil way.  I didn't get off any 'ha ha ha's but I got a lot of beard strokes in.  Later I became even more self conscious about that, but by then, it had become a nervous habit.  It's a lot of work being a reality TV star, lemme tell ya.