EL REY

[Drunk Monk]

I totally warned Marko beforehand. I even coached him on the sequence. That was quite a treat really - telling Marko how to move.  He's not a weapons guy but what a body - he's always training and super OCD about diet. Those wind fire wheels were razor. BKS makes their stuff super sharp. Crazy sharp.

I did make a joke when Marko and Danny reunited - 'Didn't you toss his intestines into a helicopter prop? I hope you've reconciled'. They were both amused. No one else in the cast but Danny and Robert knew Marko, and you know I'm a fan, so we hit it off well. But everyone was pretty easy going on the cast.  The only one I had issues with was Crystal because she kept rubbing up against me and kept talking at me. But we've reconciled as she's as much of a sitonmyfacebook slut as I am.

Just between us, the one to watch is Ilya. He's brilliant and can handle a blade and a bow expertly. He's also a self-proclaimed asshole because he knows he's a cut above everyone else. He would mutter 'penis penis' into his lav just to fuq with us and the sound guy. But I have respect for his skills and he's very well studied in historic Arms. I plan to pick his brains more in the future.