12-12-2016, 11:16 AM
I'm driving my new CR-V. It's night and I'm driving up a hill, but the dreamscape angle is so non-euclidean that I can't see past my hood. I can't see the road. I start to think I've driven off the road but cannot stop. So I try to slow down by opening the driver-side door and putting my foot out ala Fred Flintstone. But it's too late, I have driven off the cliff. I awake with a start.
I had many other disturbing dreams last night, of which I blame on the gibbous moon, but I forgot the rest. One did involve DOOM...might have been the Yeti...can't remember.
This morning, I recount my dream to Stacy and she says she also dreamed about Fred Flintstone's car. She dreamed she was somewhere and saw a new car that looked like Fred Flintstone's car and wanted to find me to show it to me, thinking I would enjoy it. When she told me this, she confessed that she couldn't remember what Fred Flintstone's car looked like. We were going to ask Tara if she also dreamed of Fred Flintstone's car, but then realized that she might not know who Fred Flintstone is. I attribute these Fred Flintstone car dreams to the fuhrer-elect, who is taking us back into the stone age.
I had many other disturbing dreams last night, of which I blame on the gibbous moon, but I forgot the rest. One did involve DOOM...might have been the Yeti...can't remember.
This morning, I recount my dream to Stacy and she says she also dreamed about Fred Flintstone's car. She dreamed she was somewhere and saw a new car that looked like Fred Flintstone's car and wanted to find me to show it to me, thinking I would enjoy it. When she told me this, she confessed that she couldn't remember what Fred Flintstone's car looked like. We were going to ask Tara if she also dreamed of Fred Flintstone's car, but then realized that she might not know who Fred Flintstone is. I attribute these Fred Flintstone car dreams to the fuhrer-elect, who is taking us back into the stone age.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse