Cranefly Fiction -- 2016 onward

[Drunk Monk]

Cranefly, I told you that story in confidence. I appreciate you changing Angelina Jolie's name to Celia (especially now that she's divorcing Brad) but you could have changed my name too. You could've changed it to Mark or Eric or Bob (if you needed something nerdy, you could've gone with Cole).  I did like the anaconda metaphor because, as I told you, that was Angie's nickname for me for years. And we did snog. Angie was a great snogger - I mean srsly - those lips. Plus you omitted the cool mescalito trip story, which was the whole reason I told you that tale in the first place. 

Oh well. Hope you can sell it to pay for all your amputee porn. If you do, you owe me a beer for name use royalties.