04-03-2016, 10:50 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-04-2016, 10:51 AM by Drunk Monk.)
Wow part 1 was dumb. Retaliation was so much better, which is more of a statement on how dumb Rise of Cobra was. Usually it goes the other way with sequels.
I don't care for Tatum here. He's not thick enough. My G I Joes where more broad faced. The film is so cliche - it's a Star Wars wannabe with dogfights and cockpit guns, and a wish-it-was-epic sword fight in a lightning silo - that plus Iron Man with the Joe suits. Ray has a padded ninja suit which he doesn't need - the foam muscles look smaller than his real guns. But at least he busts a butterfly twist over a lightning bolt in his sword-fight, so my 2.5 hours and iTunes rental fee will give me half a sentence maybe...
I don't care for Tatum here. He's not thick enough. My G I Joes where more broad faced. The film is so cliche - it's a Star Wars wannabe with dogfights and cockpit guns, and a wish-it-was-epic sword fight in a lightning silo - that plus Iron Man with the Joe suits. Ray has a padded ninja suit which he doesn't need - the foam muscles look smaller than his real guns. But at least he busts a butterfly twist over a lightning bolt in his sword-fight, so my 2.5 hours and iTunes rental fee will give me half a sentence maybe...
Shadow boxing the apocalypse