Steven Seagal @ Fillmore 6-6-6

[Drunk Monk]

Well, ol' Leg will be on my turf at that show, but acts of medicine always precede acts of war in my book, so he'll be spared that evening. The ACT OF WAR is about slow torture anyway, and the great Legbone/DM wars ahve been raging for years. LB still claims I got him drunk and took pictures of him nekkid, which I completely deny. I did try to unrinate on him once or twice, but it was for good reason, I assure you.

But seriously, Seagal @ the Fillmore? That's got DOOM written all over it.