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Everly (2014) by Joe Lynch
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In the tradition of Japanese sanguinuous cinema, but with Salma Hayek. Astoundingly violent, all taking place in one room plus the hall. Full auto, grenades, bazookas, sai, katana, butcher knives, s&m cages, tasers, acid drinking, major splatter, the kind of stuff Tarantino used to poach, but with Salma Hayek. Over-the-top ultravi, but with Salma Hayek. Salma is nekkid in the first scene, but then dons a negligee, and then a tight tank top, and manages to get her spectacular bosom into every shot - and yet, no nipples.

This would make a fine DOOMXMAS flick as it is, at its heart, an xmas flick.

Yea, I'm at home trying to recover from post-Spain travel sickness with vid binging for my medicine. Stacy is working and Tara is at a friends, so it's just me, my coughing Pom, and my appletv.
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Everly - by Drunk Monk - 01-17-2016, 06:58 PM
My excuse - by cranefly - 01-31-2017, 11:42 AM
RE: Everly - by Greg - 01-17-2016, 08:53 PM
Everly (2014) by Joe Lynch - by cranefly - 01-31-2017, 01:26 AM
RE: Everly (2014) by Joe Lynch - by Greg - 01-31-2017, 09:17 AM
sloppy posters - by Drunk Monk - 01-31-2017, 09:57 AM
RE: Everly (2014) by Joe Lynch - by Greg - 01-31-2017, 10:20 AM
the struggle is real - by Drunk Monk - 01-31-2017, 02:12 PM

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