Naked (1993) by Mike Leigh

[Drunk Monk]

i just don't read your posts because i'm not paid to do so. once you're paid to read, you don't have to read what you're not paid to read. it's like prostitutes and sex. okay, wait, bad analogy. like chefs and food. no, no that doesn't work either.

but see? i read your post or i wouldn't have answered so. cuz your posts are special. i like you.