09-13-2015, 11:42 PM
So I'm playing football and very aware I'm a complete geek. There's another geek on the team. We don't see much action. Though we're out there trying to make a contribution to the team, the other players just aren't interested in giving us a chance.
But there comes a magic moment when I find myself holding the ball. Seeing the other geek over on the far side of the field, I decide to pass to him. But he's a long way off, and I'm going to have to throw hard. When I try, my arm won't move. I try harder, and harder still. Desperation is setting in, because all the other players are converging on me. I have to throw now!
With an extreme effort of will, I throw the pillow onto Lady Cranefly's face.
"Hey, watch what you're doing!" she snaps at me, as if it's my fault that her face fumbled the ball.
Why am I dreaming about football in a boycot year? Jeez...
But there comes a magic moment when I find myself holding the ball. Seeing the other geek over on the far side of the field, I decide to pass to him. But he's a long way off, and I'm going to have to throw hard. When I try, my arm won't move. I try harder, and harder still. Desperation is setting in, because all the other players are converging on me. I have to throw now!
With an extreme effort of will, I throw the pillow onto Lady Cranefly's face.
"Hey, watch what you're doing!" she snaps at me, as if it's my fault that her face fumbled the ball.
Why am I dreaming about football in a boycot year? Jeez...