Doom Dreams

[The Queen]

I'm in "the city" for work, and Greg has asked me to stop by Derek Cotton's new apartment and drop something off. I meet my friend Serena and her sister Venus as I'm parking. Serena is really happy to see me because it' seeen a long time. Also, she's having some tightness in her shoulder, could I fix it for her? Sure, I say, let's just drop by Derek's place. No one's there, but I have the code to get in. It's completely empty, no furniture, just some fencing stuff in the corner. ED and LB come by, and I explain that Derek's not there yet. The Yeti comes out of a back room and says, Oh good you're here, glad you let yourself in, I was sleeping. He's getting whisky for everyone. I ask if I can use the bathroom. He tells me it's not finished yet, but I can find it over there. I go through a door and there's a large room with a toilet in the corner, but nothing else. It's very small and almost flush (no pun intended) to the floor. Also, there's a kiddie seat attached to it. I have to figure out how to remove the kiddie seat before I can go. This is very complicated and causes me to break the entire seat off the toilet. I go back to another room and Derek is opening presents. I ask to see the letter (apparently there are no cards, just one sheet of paper that everyone has written something on and signed, and I want to read what Greg has said. But now Venus wants me to help her with tightness behind her shoulder blade, so I warm up my hands and fix that. Derek wants to know if he can take a shower, and ED says yes, you can, and shows him the new system, where he just has to stand at the sink and extend a curtain that was hidden in the wall, pull it around and the water just comes out of the ceiling.

And then I woke up.