05-10-2015, 05:41 PM
I'm flying out over the ocean -- not magically on my own, for a change. I'm holding a small model plane in my hand, and somehow its wings give me the necessary lift. I fly in a wide arc that takes me over the shore and back out over the ocean. I spot Greg on the beach walking his dog. Then I notice that I'm holding another plane in my other hand at my side. "Swell," I think. "I'll test it out!" So I carefully launch it, only to watch it plummet. Suddenly I'm very worried about the plane that's supporting me. I'm descending slowly, it seems, but worry that my glide ratio might be steeper than I think when I get close to the ground. But I land just fine on the beach.
I enter a warehouse where there's some people. I keep looking around for Greg, because it would be nice to say hello to him before heading off. But he's nowhere to be seen. So then I'm going down corridors, looking for an exit from the warehouse. I come to a glass door and am about to open it, but it has writing on it that I can't make out. Finally I realize it's backwards, meant to be read from outside. It says, "Emergency Exit. Alarm will Sound." So I walk onward. Eventually I follow a big man out an exit. There's a steep berm I struggle to climb. The big man helps me up, then asks if I have any questions or comments about the facility, as he's the building facilitator. I tell him no, everything seems fine to me.
Then I wake up. And realize that the sign on that door doesn't make sense being backwards. I need to find that building facilitator and tell him a thing or two.
--cranefly
P.S. Greg, next time stick around a while, dammit.
I enter a warehouse where there's some people. I keep looking around for Greg, because it would be nice to say hello to him before heading off. But he's nowhere to be seen. So then I'm going down corridors, looking for an exit from the warehouse. I come to a glass door and am about to open it, but it has writing on it that I can't make out. Finally I realize it's backwards, meant to be read from outside. It says, "Emergency Exit. Alarm will Sound." So I walk onward. Eventually I follow a big man out an exit. There's a steep berm I struggle to climb. The big man helps me up, then asks if I have any questions or comments about the facility, as he's the building facilitator. I tell him no, everything seems fine to me.
Then I wake up. And realize that the sign on that door doesn't make sense being backwards. I need to find that building facilitator and tell him a thing or two.
--cranefly
P.S. Greg, next time stick around a while, dammit.