Cruz

[thatguy]

The neighborhood cats have been bullying my poor tamed feral, who thinks she's a street cat, but was really adopted by us at such a young age that she only retains the attitude, but not the street fighting skillz. They have intimidated her into staying in the bungalow at night, so she's taken to pooping in the shower, which is just the loveliest thing to wake up to as I groggily prep for HWY17. She has ruined two of our throw carpets now (cat pee is so freaking persistent).

I was going to say that this sounds like the makings of a martial arts movie, but you'll have to take some liberties with the story...

--tg