my father

[Drunk Monk]

The only time I ever met him, it put you off your game and I beat you in a fencing tournament. I know, I know, that's not really fair, but it wasn't cheating as I categorically deny having anything to do with inviting your dad to that tournament. If I had, that would have been a masterful stroke. So while that wasn't pleasant for you, it was for me. At the very least, it made up for you humiliating me while fencing in a gay club window.

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