At the ballpark with DM/ED (It's pronounced DOOMED)

[El Dingo]

Moving this from the Movies thread. Just a place to put the ribald tales of wanton extravagance and puckish behaviour as DM and ED waylay Darth Maul at Oakland Stadium.

I know I'm getting old when a conversation goes like this:

DM: I'm interviewing Darth Maul from Star Wars Ep. 1 at the A's game Tuesday, want to go?.

ED: Seriously? Free baseball tickets?

To be fair, Darth Maul was the saving grace of that film. He was the antidote to Jar-Jar and radiates a rare coolness that has won him the 'silent-but-deadly' roles in subsequent films (most notably Snake Eyes in the G.I. Joe movies).

Anyway, please be home to answer the phone. We will be calling for bail money and a ride home around 7PM.