06-14-2013, 05:51 PM
Sad to say, it turns out that Maya Rudolph is not "the Maya Rudolph."
You may well ask how two people could share such a unique-sounding name. Well, I have a theory about that. I believe she started out as the genuine article, but after my many crushing snubs she transformed herself into a different Maya Rudolph simply to save face.
By the way, at the awards ceremony, she gave her speech in English and then again in fluent Mandarin.
Several others also spoke some Mandarin during their speeches.
I. Did. Not.
You may well ask how two people could share such a unique-sounding name. Well, I have a theory about that. I believe she started out as the genuine article, but after my many crushing snubs she transformed herself into a different Maya Rudolph simply to save face.
By the way, at the awards ceremony, she gave her speech in English and then again in fluent Mandarin.
Several others also spoke some Mandarin during their speeches.
I. Did. Not.