Lincoln

[cranefly]

I have a scar on my right knee from a mishap one night while getting killed at Gettysburg...

The Queen needs to get on Jeopardy so during the brief interview segment she can deliver that line.

As for PPFY's remark, "yeti" should be made an honorary particle of speech that combines the properties of conjunction, preposition and interjection, and includes a sense of hairy. Sort of a wild card in the deck of language.