12-14-2011, 07:50 PM
If you see Daniel Craig on Monday, tell him he's a lousy card player.
In Casino Royale, he used someone else's money, bet big on every single hand, and lost it all.
Then he went off beaten and pouting, borrowed another huge chunk of money, went back to the casino, and...
bet big on every single hand again.
Luck. Sheer stupid luck without an ounce of skill or strategy.
James Bond would never have done that.
Sean Connery would never have done that.
Pierce Brosnan would never have done that.
Even the underpowered pansy Roger Moore would never have done that.
But Daniel Craig? He's like, "Duh, maybe I'll get lucky this hand."
Tell him he's a loser!
Then ask him for free tickets...
In Casino Royale, he used someone else's money, bet big on every single hand, and lost it all.
Then he went off beaten and pouting, borrowed another huge chunk of money, went back to the casino, and...
bet big on every single hand again.
Luck. Sheer stupid luck without an ounce of skill or strategy.
James Bond would never have done that.
Sean Connery would never have done that.
Pierce Brosnan would never have done that.
Even the underpowered pansy Roger Moore would never have done that.
But Daniel Craig? He's like, "Duh, maybe I'll get lucky this hand."
Tell him he's a loser!
Then ask him for free tickets...
