10-20-2011, 11:44 AM
I was at the Red Carpet premiere last night in SF. Why? Because I want to test my skills. As it turned out, despite my request, I wasn't on the press list, so I had to jedi my way in. There were like 50 reporters on the red carpet. Getting a shot was total paparazzi fu.
Here's my best one:
Here's Salma ready to ditch Antonio for the hot bald Asian cameraman:
![[Image: 319138_10150428476494363_135964689362_10...1318_n.jpg]](http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/319138_10150428476494363_135964689362_10354443_1432381318_n.jpg)
It was fun. I should have brought T because I could have probably jedi-ed her in too, and she loves Puss.
Puss in Boots is great fun - it harkens back to the original Shrek in style, pace and humor. Great 3D. Kitty Softpaws (aka Salma who ditched Antonio for the hot bald Asian cameraman) is a tuxedo cat, just like ours. And there's some fun sword fights. I was totally satisfied with the film. Now I just gotta figure out a way to connect it to kung fu for my review. It's like 6 degrees of kung fu bacon for me, but the bacon is access to the red carpet.
Now what did I do with Salma's number?
Here's my best one:
![[Image: 316300_10150428476864363_135964689362_10...6069_n.jpg]](http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/316300_10150428476864363_135964689362_10354448_313576069_n.jpg)
Here's Salma ready to ditch Antonio for the hot bald Asian cameraman:
![[Image: 319138_10150428476494363_135964689362_10...1318_n.jpg]](http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/319138_10150428476494363_135964689362_10354443_1432381318_n.jpg)
It was fun. I should have brought T because I could have probably jedi-ed her in too, and she loves Puss.
Puss in Boots is great fun - it harkens back to the original Shrek in style, pace and humor. Great 3D. Kitty Softpaws (aka Salma who ditched Antonio for the hot bald Asian cameraman) is a tuxedo cat, just like ours. And there's some fun sword fights. I was totally satisfied with the film. Now I just gotta figure out a way to connect it to kung fu for my review. It's like 6 degrees of kung fu bacon for me, but the bacon is access to the red carpet.
Now what did I do with Salma's number?
Shadow boxing the apocalypse