10-09-2011, 12:37 PM
I'm a spectator among hundreds in a shady raucous room. Something big is about to go down. The problem is, one of the key players is a no-show, and time is running out. The emcee warns of a looming disqualification as the clock ticks down. Then, just as he's starting to announce it, the crowd goes crazy. All eyes turn to the door, where a naked Australian aborigine is strolling in (shades of Behind the Green Door, because he's hung like a horse). Didgeridoos kick in as he makes his way onto the central stage to confront his opponent across a chessboard.
I wake up.
WTF?
I wake up.
WTF?