08-16-2010, 03:19 PM
It was a smashing success on every level. So get yourself a tasty plate of nachos, sit back and relax for the week as Dm regales you with tales and hallucinations from the weekend (assuming they don't fade from his tattered memory banks before he can commit them to nachogramumblings).
Dm will start with THE PRANK.
Now in the last psych episode (Phish), one of our psych people got slightly injured role-playing the IPR in the takedown in-service - he received a small cut to his forehead from his glasses. A newbie was holding down his left side where he got the scratch - it was that newbie's first go as psych (more on this later). After that cut, dm was hanging with our fauxIPR as he got patched up and some one (obvious one of the two) said 'blood capsules' to which both fell into a long uncontrollable laughter jag. Last week, dm acquired some and handed them off to the fauxIPR before the show.
So it's day one of OSL - over 150 vols and it's a very well-attended psych in-service. Dm sets our newbie up to takedown fauxIPR again, instructing him firmly to go soft. Our head nurse starts complaining that psych shouldn't use him as "he's fragile." After the takedown, fauxIPR spits some blood into his hands. Dm looks at him and starts to giggle saying quickly 'i can't look at you' and retreating to the corner as fauxIPR takes center spotlight. No one plays 'freaking out' better than fauxIPR . The entire crew is silent. You could hear a pin drop, which is never heard at rm - it's never that quiet. FauxIPR is going for an oscar performance, looking at the blood in his hands and shaking in fear. LB's g/f looks at dm and says angrily 'what did you do?' - she thinks fauxIPR seized and bit his tongue. After about 5 mins of shock, dm tells fauxIPR 'it's okay. stop now before everyone really freaks out' and fauxIPR jumps up victorious, once again his happy self. dm quickly explains it was a hazing for the newbie (who rolls with it being a great sport) and that if you really want to join the psych team, be ready because they fight dirty and love to prank and haze.
after such a stunning demo of psych, the krew owns OSL for the weekend. Needless to say, there are two crosshairs aimed squarely at fauxIPR & dm now from multiple pranksters. Things have been rather peaceful but even our master of prankishness (who will remain unnamed as only LB knows her anyway) had to bow down to the fauxIPR/dm stunt. She tried to rally sunday, but dm had her totally checkmated, and she had to retreat in awe. Four walkers were donated to Rm and Dina proposed a walker race at the end of the show (didn't happen because it was late and everyone was tired). it would have been this buff emt vs. a senior nurse vs. newbie psych (repping supply) and the supply sup's son (repping psych). supply stole the newbie as dm is in a heated battle for possession of his son, the newbie & the newbie's pop. dm wants them as psych;supply wants them as supply - ultimately they do both but its an entitlement thing. so for dm to steal supply's son, well, even our prank master was impressed by the counterattack. then dm conspired with all of psych to convince newbie to throw the race by crashing into the others and using the remaining blood capsules as the son goes on for the win. as psych is all the partying enablers, the newbie was cornered.
it would have been complete and total domination for psych if it had come to pass, but it's just as well that it didn't as dm can already feel those crosshairs on the back of his neck.
More on the show itself to come later....
Dm will start with THE PRANK.
Now in the last psych episode (Phish), one of our psych people got slightly injured role-playing the IPR in the takedown in-service - he received a small cut to his forehead from his glasses. A newbie was holding down his left side where he got the scratch - it was that newbie's first go as psych (more on this later). After that cut, dm was hanging with our fauxIPR as he got patched up and some one (obvious one of the two) said 'blood capsules' to which both fell into a long uncontrollable laughter jag. Last week, dm acquired some and handed them off to the fauxIPR before the show.
So it's day one of OSL - over 150 vols and it's a very well-attended psych in-service. Dm sets our newbie up to takedown fauxIPR again, instructing him firmly to go soft. Our head nurse starts complaining that psych shouldn't use him as "he's fragile." After the takedown, fauxIPR spits some blood into his hands. Dm looks at him and starts to giggle saying quickly 'i can't look at you' and retreating to the corner as fauxIPR takes center spotlight. No one plays 'freaking out' better than fauxIPR . The entire crew is silent. You could hear a pin drop, which is never heard at rm - it's never that quiet. FauxIPR is going for an oscar performance, looking at the blood in his hands and shaking in fear. LB's g/f looks at dm and says angrily 'what did you do?' - she thinks fauxIPR seized and bit his tongue. After about 5 mins of shock, dm tells fauxIPR 'it's okay. stop now before everyone really freaks out' and fauxIPR jumps up victorious, once again his happy self. dm quickly explains it was a hazing for the newbie (who rolls with it being a great sport) and that if you really want to join the psych team, be ready because they fight dirty and love to prank and haze.
after such a stunning demo of psych, the krew owns OSL for the weekend. Needless to say, there are two crosshairs aimed squarely at fauxIPR & dm now from multiple pranksters. Things have been rather peaceful but even our master of prankishness (who will remain unnamed as only LB knows her anyway) had to bow down to the fauxIPR/dm stunt. She tried to rally sunday, but dm had her totally checkmated, and she had to retreat in awe. Four walkers were donated to Rm and Dina proposed a walker race at the end of the show (didn't happen because it was late and everyone was tired). it would have been this buff emt vs. a senior nurse vs. newbie psych (repping supply) and the supply sup's son (repping psych). supply stole the newbie as dm is in a heated battle for possession of his son, the newbie & the newbie's pop. dm wants them as psych;supply wants them as supply - ultimately they do both but its an entitlement thing. so for dm to steal supply's son, well, even our prank master was impressed by the counterattack. then dm conspired with all of psych to convince newbie to throw the race by crashing into the others and using the remaining blood capsules as the son goes on for the win. as psych is all the partying enablers, the newbie was cornered.
it would have been complete and total domination for psych if it had come to pass, but it's just as well that it didn't as dm can already feel those crosshairs on the back of his neck.
More on the show itself to come later....
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