02-14-2006, 12:29 PM
I had a dream about an urban ninja last night -- after viewing this clip and a couple others I found on the web.
In the dream, Lady Cranefly and I are watching a clip on my computer. Onassis is in it. He's a very tough kung fu friend of me and drunk monk's. He fought in that no-holds-barred caged-fighting thingy, finally got stopped in a fight over in the Soviet Union, if I recall. But he's tough.
In the clip, he is standing in front of this statue. Not certain what the statue is, exactly, but it's life-size; and O (as we call him) is just standing there having a conversation with it. But then Lady Cranefly points something out. O isn't exactly wearing pants. In fact, his penis is quite prominent. And as O chats, and as Lady Cranefly and I watch, it becomes apparent he's beating off. Very weird. He's totally relaxed, conversing, but his hand is speeding up. And then he grips it with both hands and steps closer and just squirts jism all over the statue.
Then, nonchalantly, he walks off. End of clip.
--cranefly
In the dream, Lady Cranefly and I are watching a clip on my computer. Onassis is in it. He's a very tough kung fu friend of me and drunk monk's. He fought in that no-holds-barred caged-fighting thingy, finally got stopped in a fight over in the Soviet Union, if I recall. But he's tough.
In the clip, he is standing in front of this statue. Not certain what the statue is, exactly, but it's life-size; and O (as we call him) is just standing there having a conversation with it. But then Lady Cranefly points something out. O isn't exactly wearing pants. In fact, his penis is quite prominent. And as O chats, and as Lady Cranefly and I watch, it becomes apparent he's beating off. Very weird. He's totally relaxed, conversing, but his hand is speeding up. And then he grips it with both hands and steps closer and just squirts jism all over the statue.
Then, nonchalantly, he walks off. End of clip.
--cranefly