02-03-2010, 12:18 PM
It's so obvious! The Professor could build a friggin' time machine from bamboo and coconuts and he couldn't fix a yard-wide hole on the Minnow? It was all about the women. Howell is into old chicks (a rich guy without a trophy wife?) and the Skipper and Gilligan are obviously gay (hello sailor!) That leaves Mary Anne and Ginger for the Professor. The Professor was one smart dude. I'm just sayin...
Shadow boxing the apocalypse