11-30-2009, 06:58 PM
Humans weren't really made to kick so high. That tugs all those down-there muscles in all sorts of wacky directions, especially when you aren't naturally flexible, which I never was.
I did find a solution. Passing gas alleviates the dump urge, so just eat a lot of gassy food. For me, that consisted of garlic mahi mahi and tofurky - not as nuclear an aftereffect as a hulkburger through a yeti colon, but enough to keep the tubes bubbling and the urge sated.
I'm beginning to wonder if the asymmetry of fencing lunges have a similar effect. I would think that would make the old poop chute lob-sided on a muscular level. Yo, DOOM fencers - Does your poop list to the left or right?
I did find a solution. Passing gas alleviates the dump urge, so just eat a lot of gassy food. For me, that consisted of garlic mahi mahi and tofurky - not as nuclear an aftereffect as a hulkburger through a yeti colon, but enough to keep the tubes bubbling and the urge sated.
I'm beginning to wonder if the asymmetry of fencing lunges have a similar effect. I would think that would make the old poop chute lob-sided on a muscular level. Yo, DOOM fencers - Does your poop list to the left or right?
Shadow boxing the apocalypse