It's my martial arts world

[Drunk Monk]

If only I was a fascinating, intelligent, skillful and beautiful woman* then I could fill workshops across the nation. 

Have you considered plastic surgery?

--tg

* I know y'all have fantasized this about DM. 

[thatguy]

Roller Derby Fencing!
(aka F*ck yer knees...)

https://www.instagram.com/p/DZyKwiZRTBD/

--tg

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From 

https://www.neatorama.com/2026/06/21/Rol...y-Fencing/

CRABS Historical Fencing is an organization in Truro, New Glasgow, and Halifax, Nova Scotia that teaches traditional European swordsmanship. If you want to learn how to practically defend yourself with a broadsword, this is the place to go.

Do you anticipate being attacked with a sword while roller skating? Perhaps not, but it's best to be prepared. Here's a brief video of two of their practitioners at work on the roller rink.