NTTG 2026

[Drunk Monk]

The couch calls and I must go.

Jelly 

Is that slang passé?

Just finished yoga and am enjoying an everything bagel & coffee at the Bagelry. Today is a catch up day - some YMAA tasks, laundry, bills. Prep for next week which is massive. Nap likely.

[Greg]

Spend a lot of time on the phone making an eye appointment with Big Kaiser in Fresno. Order lumber. Continue sprinkler installation.

[Drunk Monk]

Work. Telemeeting. Grocery run. Mando. Scapino Greg with Mando review.*



*totally a euphemism

[Greg]

Work. Telemeeting. Grocery run. Mando. Scapino Greg with Mando review.*

I've never liked you.

I was going to see Mando on Friday. I decided to have ophthalmology exam instead.

[King Bob]

Slow day. It's finals but there are pretty much none in our building today. I'll cut out a little early. Busier tomorrow but that's my last day at work this week. I always take the commencement days off because getting in and out of the parking garage is a bitch and I have a lot of vacation days.

[Drunk Monk]

Work. Telemeeting. Grocery run. Mando. Scapino Greg with Mando review.*

I've never liked you.

No one does. But they comply because of my overall awesomeness. Brace up buttercup, because we are entering a period of massive DM bragging. Modesty be damned. 

Work. Telemeeting. Grocery run. Mando. Scapino Greg with Mando review.*

I was going to see Mando on Friday. 

Woohoo! That gives me extra time to Scapino you. You need a good Scapinoing. You're gonna be so sore...sore for days. Did I tell you what I'm seeing tonight? Did I?

[Greg]

Woohoo! That gives me extra time to Scapino you. You need a good Scapinoing. You're gonna be so sore...sore for days. Did I tell you what I'm seeing tonight? Did I?

Who dis?

[Drunk Monk]

Moving on

I must take my mom to the lab for a blood draw first thing. She can't eat beforehand so we're going early. Then home for work. Gotta find a graduation lei. And should start packing for Cali Roots...