Mercury in Retrograde

[Drunk Monk]

I might be developing a sty in my left eye

Trying to keep it clean

I think my zits were due to some product Stacy offloaded on me. It's a facial cleanser that she tried and didn't like. I put in the shower and have been using it for the last few weeks, but I think it's addictive as many of those specialized facial cleansers can be. It's great if you use it regularly but if you stop, you break out. Now I just use it on. my butthole. I've never got a zit down there (thank goodness) and it appreciates nice cleansers.

[thatguy]

I just hope that Merc in Ret doesn't bite you in the a$$..

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

I just hope that Merc in Ret doesn't bite you in the a$$..

--tg

I think it already has.

Fortunately it’s clean as a whistle

You know how to whistle, doncha?

Just put your lips together and …