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#331
01-15-2026, 03:51 PM
(01-15-2026, 02:39 PM)Dr. Ivor Yeti Wrote: You didn’t apply to an Irish festival? Are you feeling OK?

Dude, please. Due to 700 years of British Imperialism, Belfast is not part of the Republic of Ireland. I am entered into the Galway Film Festival. I had hopes for the Richard Harris Film Festival in Limerick but it ran into funding issues and I'm not sure if it will return.
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01-15-2026, 03:55 PM
Update: Just checked the Richard Harris website, some Thai company has stolen the website for their own use.
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01-15-2026, 04:03 PM
(01-15-2026, 03:51 PM)Greg Wrote: Dude, please. 

It’s ‘Bitch, please’

No one sez ‘Dude, please’

And everyone knows what little bitches yetis can be…
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01-15-2026, 04:06 PM
(01-15-2026, 04:03 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: It’s ‘Bitch, please’

No one sez ‘Dude, please’

And everyone knows what little bitches yetis can be…

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#335
01-15-2026, 04:16 PM
(01-15-2026, 04:06 PM)Greg Wrote:
(01-15-2026, 04:03 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: It’s ‘Bitch, please’

No one sez ‘Dude, please’

And everyone knows what little bitches yetis can be…

Thirty years in Los Angeles thinks you don't know what you talking bout, Willis.

Bitch, please
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#336
01-15-2026, 10:43 PM
Dude, please -- it's been 700 years! just get over that whole "Protectorate" thing, wouldja?

Also, what is that bitch going on about?
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#337
01-18-2026, 11:46 AM
7 minutes in Brazil! 16 minutes in Boise!
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#338
01-18-2026, 12:03 PM
If we add all these fractions up, does it equal the full length of the Iron Crotch yet?
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#339
01-18-2026, 02:39 PM
Sigh.
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01-20-2026, 07:07 AM (This post was last modified: 01-20-2026, 07:08 AM by Greg.)
OMG. Someone in Mammoth Lakes watched the entire film. Probably saw the post credits scene and everything. I don't know what to do with this information.

Yes, there is a Mammoth Lakes film festival.
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01-20-2026, 11:45 AM
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#342
01-20-2026, 10:26 PM
So I gotta ask…

Did you submit to any Asian film festivals?
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#343
01-21-2026, 07:01 AM
Where is this "Asia" you speak of?

Well, you saw the one for Chambal. I'm also entered into Hong Kong Film Festival and the Taiwan documentary Film Festival. Ooh, and one in Seoul. There is one in Japan i will enter as soon as they start taking entries.
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01-21-2026, 01:41 PM
I should clarify. I didn’t mean festivals in Asia. I meant festivals centering on Asian film like Tiger Tail - see https://www.ttaff.org
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01-23-2026, 09:53 AM
23 second view in Menifee, CA and 2:38 in Pocatello, ID. I am on a roll. Although I did get an email from the Shanghai FF saying they accepted my application.
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