Who is this guy?

[Drunk Monk]

Rihanna Puma Creepers!

[Drunk Monk]

BTW, did you notice that we've registered 34 new members since mid October? 

[Greg]

We're very popular with the Bots.

[Drunk Monk]

[Drunk Monk]

murphy thodore auditioned for a wildling on game of thrones because he loved the book growing up and figured he'd be j.k.'s luna to r.r.'s work, but he was sorely mistaken.  didn't even get in the door.  so now he slings knock off shoes.

[Greg]

It's probably just a coincidence that in all the forums where DM posted a thread, Murphy Thodore slung shoes. Although you never see DM and MT in the same room together

[cranefly]

ChapmanLeaCock

A name that tells a lurid story.  There was once a girl named Lea who stole one of Johnny Appleseed's apples little realizing there was a reason he had surrounded the tree with razorwire.  He'd treated the tree with hormones, and as a result of eating the apple, Lea grew a new little friend betwix the legs.

But the story has a happy ending, because so small was this new little friend that it inspired Lea to invent teaser trailers, for which she has made millions of dollars.

the fucking end.

[Greg]

I wish I had a name half as good as Chapman Leacock.

[Greg]

I'm guessing that Pandora Deutschland from Theresa Smedley is a friend of the Yeti who runs a travel company.

[Drunk Monk]

Bennet Irving is a passer by on the street when Tiny Tim says 'god bless us'.  He never shared in any good fortune after Scrooge's conversion, and went on living his dreadful life until he died of black lung from all the coal burning.  His descendants didn't do any better and wound up slinging knockoff shoes to make ends meet.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Bennet Irving is a dissolute writer from British Surinam who hasn’t published anything but porn in 20 years, but always under the pseudonym “Amelia Bunch”. He will be saved from dying of cirrhosis of the liver by being killed in a grisly “street food” accident.

[Drunk Monk]

Taylor Robbins

Taylor Swift's body double in Cats.  She did all the stunt work and cat fights.  

[Drunk Monk]

Yves Becky - jacobamelia's female-to-male partner. testosterone shots are expensive too. the problem is both are trying to cut corners by using cheap chinese knock off hormones and they can be laced with fentanyl.

jacobamelia - male-to-female transexual in transition, spamming to pay for estrogen shots.  transition is not going well.  oooh those mood swings.  as hormones go, estrogen is a bitch.

[Greg]

No. Yves Becky was the French trollope who helped out Jimmy Stewart in Ride the High Country.

[Drunk Monk]

You're thinking of Yves Becky Sr., old man.  This is Yves Becky Jr.  Of all DOOMers, you should know the diff between Sr. & Jr.