My Family

[Drunk Monk]

Writer > Videographer

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Why does it surprise you when the crazy person says/does crazy things? If she does something considerate, logical, and selfless, then let us know.

[Greg]

It is taking a lot of willpower to not run from screaming from the house. Just found the freezer in the garage with the door partially open. Yeah, there was a lot of ice.

[Drunk Monk]

The next season of Greg's family. Yay!

Thank goodness there have been no cast changes.

[Greg]

It's a very derivative series. Nothing ever changes. For instance meals on wheels gets to deliver while all the Amazon Fresh bags sit by the door.

Don't tempt me about changing the cast.

[Drunk Monk]

Wheels on Meals was on of my all time fav films.

And I luv fresh amazons. Gal is hot but I still prefer Lynda, even with her face-petrifying work.

[Greg]

I'm spending a lot of time adjusting the traveling chair that goes up and down the stairs to stop it from clicking. It clicks when it doesn't align with the charging area at each landing. Naturally, neither parent hears the clicking so aren't bothered by the maddening sound.

Chances of one of the parents accidentally bringing the chair to rest in it's proper spot is about 1 in a 1000.

[Greg]

My father and mother are going to church today to do some power point presentation from the computer.

Dad: I'm really worried about what I'm going to do when the computer dies.

Me: Use the new computer that I got you (From ED)

Dad: That's a good idea. 

The new computer has been here for at least six months, maybe a year....

[Greg]

Rectal Bleeding.

So, Dad went back into the ER yesterday. They've been so many times this year, that my mother opted to go for tea with her friends rather than go with my father to the Emergency Room. Long suffering Roberta had to take him but not before running a couple of errands before heading over to Kaiser. In case you are wondering, Rectal Bleeding smells awful.

Today, my father is having a colonoscopy. He's mad that this is interfering with him watching the Master's Golf Tournament.

[cranefly]

I never do well in that Jeopardy category.

Hope things go well.

[Drunk Monk]

Hoping the best for your dad. I'm told colonoscopies are horrid.

[Greg]

You should find out for yourself!

I've had one. No big deal.

They found nothing. They did a CAT scan, which doesn't sound right, and found nothing.

They are keeping him over night.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Did you explain to the doctors that your mother is a pain in the ass?

[Drunk Monk]

You should find out for yourself!

I've had one. No big deal.

Well, you're more used to that sort of thing.

Too soon? Just trying to keep things light.

Sounds worrisome. Hoping for the best. Let us know if you need anything beyond my smart ass keep it light comments.

[Greg]

Did you explain to the doctors that your mother is a pain in the ass?

See? That's why we have the Yeti.

I talked to him last night. He was in good spirits. Pissed off they had him on a liquid diet. And they made him do the colon cleansing twice since there was still crap in there after the first one.