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Greasy, ain’t it?
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Is it like the award in EEAAO?
the hands that guide me are invisible
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Reach in and find out.
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Some days it is bad to check in on the forum.
As a matter of fact, my anger does keep me warm
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But you cannot resist.
Just like you need these candles.
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GUILTY!
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Slap on the wrist incoming.
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![[Image: TJ2E3ktb5TDu.gif]](https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/montypython/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail/gif/TJ2E3ktb5TDu.gif)
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09-11-2024, 11:55 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-11-2024, 12:09 PM by Drunk Monk.)
(09-11-2024, 07:36 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: I guess that settles who I'm voting for...
Oh yeah. I'm all in now.
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missed this in 2016... no wonder he got elected.
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https://theonion.com/frito-lay-ceo-gifts...ld-funyun/
Quote:Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun
August 13, 2025
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WASHINGTON—In a gesture many critics have decried as yet another blatant bribe to secure favorable regulatory treatment, Frito-Lay CEO Steven Williams presented President Donald Trump this week with a 24-karat, solid gold Funyun. “The president has long voiced his desire to own a golden, crunchy onion, and we knew it would be our privilege to make that a reality for one of the greatest dealmakers in history,” said Williams to reporters as a beaming Trump proudly moved the gold Funyun sculpture to a permanent spot on the Resolute Desk. “This expertly crafted artwork reflects how much we at Frito-Lay respect the president’s unwavering commitment to protecting the freedoms of American snackers and snack makers alike. We hope that here, under your visionary stewardship, this Funyun will stand as a tribute to our shared commitment to bold, flavorful action.” At press time, Frito-Lay has pledged to donate $26 million in Funyuns, Ruffles, Munchos, and Cool Ranch Doritos to the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library.
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The Onion used to be funny when it wasn’t real…
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